August 2010
8 posts
Nothing says “I can’t work a scanner” like a photo of a photo. That’s all class right there.
Listing
“Below are some amazing investment opportunities; every property selected below...”
– A few observations from this e-marketing piece:
It’s poorly worded
It puts the vendor in the position of appearing desperate
It’s kind of condescending - communication leads to great results? WOW!
Every apartment comes with an observation deck! →
Just FYI… we’re now calling balconies “observation decks”.
Yeah, just a little...
I came across this listing for a property that’s apparently “South of…………. ………………….., Brisbane 4000” and was immediately perplexed. A couple of questions for you, Mr Agent:
What’s with all the full stops?
And what’s with that random comma?
In my vast and wordly experience, the overuse of full stops...
Playing hard to get
I just had a real-estate agent return a message I’d left… about two weeks ago. And he referred to my “rental” query, when I’m pretty sure I’ve not looked at renting a place in about five years.